Urban Survival Weekly Report: How we're Replaying 1929

Shops, Merchants, & More!

CLICK TO SKIP THE SIN MALL WARNING: Only in America can merchants sell you the problem - and the solution. Usually, there's a whole sham built up about selling either the problem or the solution. But around here? Nope. This is about Urban Survival, by golly....and the American way - without the phony pretext of correctness.

What's just the ticket after a hard day at the office? A light refreshing glass of a Chardonnay - not too woody, and with a buttery finish, would be just the thing. Which Chardonnay? How cold? Which glass? Here's where to find out the answer - the The Wine Enthusiast - wine cellars, wine accessories and more Mmmmm Killed the wine off? A quick visit to this place, a good wooden match, a bottle of VSOP, a snifter, a fire, some soft music...Just the way to spend a winter evening. Not that we encourage smoking, but now and then a good cigar is, well, decadent.

OK, so you have the bottle of wine emptied, and a cigar and a good buzz going, what would you like to do now? Try a little friendly wagering? Sure, what the heck - it's easier to do it online than go to all that trouble of getting dressed up and going to a casino or a sports book, besides, money is money, right? OK, so you can't stop at a few puffs of a good cigar, now and then. And you still inhale. And your blood pressure is up. And you're stress levels are pushing you toward the CCU at the clinic down the street. What do you do? Easy: Quit Smoking. Get some control!

Is your bookie not buying your excuse "I was drunk" when you placed all those sports bets? Is it still night? The guys at eGadgets can set you up with a perfect fix: a combination flashlight and 80-kilovolt stun gun. Oh sure, they have other things... Comes a hot day, and what is better to drink than a cold beer? And do you want to drink the beer that some guy in Aspen or Golden made? Hell no. You deserve something better, colder, and made a lot closer to home. Hey! Better idea...teach your spouse to make beer for you! Yeah...perfect plan. If you figure out how to do that, let me know?

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What's just the ticket after a hard day at the office? A light refreshing glass of a Chardonnay - not too woody, and with a buttery finish, would be just the thing. Which Chardonnay? How cold? Which glass? Here's where to find out the answer - the The Wine Enthusiast - wine cellars, wine accessories and more Mmmmm	Killed the wine off? A quick visit to this place, a good wooden match, a bottle of VSOP, a snifter, a fire, some soft music...Just the way to spend a winter evening. Not that we encourage smoking, but now and then a good cigar is, well, decadent.
OK, so you have the bottle of wine emptied, and a cigar and a good buzz going, what would you like to do now? Try a little friendly wagering? Sure, what the heck - it's easier to do it online than go to all that trouble of getting dressed up and going to a casino or a sports book, besides, money is money, right?	OK, so you can't stop at a few puffs of a good cigar, now and then. And you still inhale. And your blood pressure is up. And you're stress levels are pushing you toward the CCU at the clinic down the street. What do you do? Easy: Quit Smoking. Get some control!
Is your bookie not buying your excuse "I was drunk" when you placed all those sports bets? Is it still night? The guys at eGadgets can set you up with a perfect fix: a combination flashlight and 80-kilovolt stun gun. Oh sure, they have other things...	Comes a hot day, and what is better to drink than a cold beer? And do you want to drink the beer that some guy in Aspen or Golden made? Hell no. You deserve something better, colder, and made a lot closer to home. Hey! Better idea...teach your spouse to make beer for you! Yeah...perfect plan. If you figure out how to do that, let me know?